Update to my post from earlier today:
First, my sister-in-law Aja has helpfully pointed out that the octopus pizza I lovingly prepared for my children last night was ACTUALLY inspired by a character in a very successful major motion picture. You be the judge.
Pizza, terrifying dude. Pizza, terrifying dude. Go ahead, scroll back and forth.
The pizza is still worse than a Jennifer Lopez rom com but at least it proves I have some artistic talent.
Second, after feeling all murdery last night I captured this little gem today. It has temporarily restored my faith in my children as well as my ability to survive them.